News: Dancing with the Stars Returns Monday, March 19 with a Dynamic Lineup of Stars

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I love me some good ballroom and Latin dancing and was excited to hear the announcement of the cast for Season 14 of Dancing with the Stars. As usual, there are stars I recognize and a few I don’t. Sorry, I’m not so much into sports and opera. Anyway, the live two-hour event begins Monday, March 19, 2012 at 8/7c on ABC and the first Dancing with the Stars: Result Show will air Tuesday, March 27. Without further ado, here is the list of stars, along with their professional partners.

A Degas Painting, A Blind Date, and a Birthday Party. Review: Smash – “The Cost of Art”

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Rehearsals for “Marilyn: The Musical” get underway; Eileen (Angelica Huston) finds a way to finance the show; and Karen (Katherine McPhee) receives help from an unusual source. The title, “The Cost of Art,” seems to have quite a few meanings relative to the episode—the literal cost of the painting Eileen has to sell, the emotional toll selling the painting to finance the musical takes, and the lengths to which the actors, director and producer will go to make a musical great.

TV News: HBO Films’ GAME CHANGE with Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Ed Harris Debuts March 10.

TV News: HBO Films’ GAME CHANGE with Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Ed Harris Debuts March 10. 2

Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Ed Harris star in HBO Films’ GAME CHANGE. Directed by Jay Roach and written by Danny Strong – the team behind the Emmy®-winning HBO Films drama “Recount” – GAME CHANGE offers a searing behind-the-scenes look at John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign, from the selection of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as McCain’s vice presidential running mate to their defeat in the general election. Told through the eyes of McCain strategist Steve Schmidt, the man who most championed Palin for the ticket, the film revisits a defining moment in U.S. politics.

Review: The Walking Dead “18 Miles Out”

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On a one-to-ten scale, the suspense in “18 Miles Out” is at a 15. I thought for sure Rick was meeting his end, not to mention Shane finding himself trapped by Walkers with no way out. Talk about being on the edge of your seat!

Movie: BERNIE – starring Jack Black (Dark comedy based on true story of Asst. Funeral Director in Texas)

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Based on a true story: In the tiny, rural town of Carthage, TX, assistant funeral director Bernie Tiede was one of the town’s most beloved residents. He taught Sunday school, sang in the church choir and was always willing to lend a helping hand. Everyone loved and appreciated Bernie, so it came as no surprise when he befriended Marjorie Nugent, an affluent widow who was as well known for her sour attitude as her fortune. The people of Carthage were shocked when it was reported that Marjorie Nugent had been dead for some time, and Bernie Tiede was being charged with the murder.

America’s Next Top Model Holds Open Casting Call

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America’s Next Top Model Cycle 19 is holding open casting calls across America!

TV Promo: #NurseJackie, Season 4 @SH0_Kareem @SHO_Jackie

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Check out this sneak peek of the men of Nurse Jackie. Season 4 premieres April 8, 2012 at 9PM ET/PT, only on Showtime.

Review: New Girl “Bully” (Scissors, Cheese and Schmidt is a Sex Dog)

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I laughed more than once and quite loudly actually, during “Bully.” We’re getting back to the good stuff it seems and it’s about damn time. I’d like to see Winston have a better role on the show and I don’t know, maybe some more funny scenes overall.

The King of Swing vs The Gentleman Criminal, Review: White Collar – “Stealing Home”

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What do you get when you mix a popular, careful, smart criminal with a con artist like Neal Caffrey (Matt Bomer), then stir in an undercover, FBI-sanctioned sting operation and add a pinch of Yankee Stadium? Magic. Tim DeKay’s directorial debut with “Stealing Home” not only adds emotional resonance to the weekly crime caper, but moves the story of Neal’s pending commutation hearing along with the easy pacing of a seasoned director.

Review: #JustifiedFX “When the Guns Come Out” (Not too many guns but plenty of thugs, whores, and pimps)

Review: #JustifiedFX "When the Guns Come Out" (Not too many guns but plenty of thugs, whores, and pimps) 9

Trust your gut instincts. I should have trusted mine about Winona (Natalie Zea) wanting to high-tail it out of town. Not only has Winona been gone for weeks, everyone and their mothers seem to know she’d already checked out of the relationship with Raylan (Timothy Olyphant). I wish I would have put two and two together from the first episode when a State Trooper had to find Winona to tell her Raylan had been shot. Was I so blind? Too blind to see what’s in front of me because I was wishing and hoping Raylan had found some semblance of normalcy with Winona? So what else am I missing that I may have been temporarily blind to previously?

NEW COMEDIES ‘BENT,’ ‘BEST FRIENDS FOREVER’ AND ‘BETTY WHITE’S OFF THEIR ROCKERS’

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NBC announces premieres of new comedy series.

TV News: Jack McBrayer to Guest Star on Archer

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Don’t miss an all new episode of Archer Thursday, February 23, 2012 only on FX.

Make Them Non-Kosher. Review: 2 Broke Girls – “And the Kosher Cupcakes”

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The fact that Sophie is unaware of Sergiusz’s homosexuality is strange, because he’s flamboyantly gay, expressing pleasant shock at her “orange traffic cones.”

Don’t Eat the Soup! Review: Lost Girl – “Food for Thought”

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She hasn’t watched enough Lost Girl to know that Kenzi (Ksenia Solo) does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. That’s part of her appeal, seeing where her actions take her. She hasn’t suffered nearly enough consequences, but this time, she falls deathly ill.

Web/Indie TV News: Vampire Mob Hits Television Screens w/cast members from Boardwalk Empire, The Sopranos

Web/Indie TV News: Vampire Mob Hits Television Screens w/cast members from Boardwalk Empire, The Sopranos 14

Vampire Mob mixes comedy, drama and action in a series with a 21-member cast that includes Emmy-winner Marcia Wallace (The Simpsons), Tony-winner Rae Allen (The Sopranos), Chris Mulkey (Boardwalk Empire), Kirsten Vansgness (Criminal Minds) and Retta (Parks and Recreation).

A Former Love, A Despised Love and Family Love. Review: Smash, S1, E3 – “Enter Mr. DiMaggio”

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“Do you think he gave me the part because I slept with him?” ~ Ivy (Megan Hilty) to Jessica (Savannah Wise). Not only is this question on Ivy’s mind, it’s on everyone else’s too. As well it should be since it seems Derek (Jack Davenport) will stop at nothing to get his way. It amazes me that Ivy believes the hogwash Derek feeds her. She may be experienced when it comes to Broadway productions, but she’s a bit naïve when it comes to matters of the heart. Perhaps it’s those rose-colored glasses she’s wearing.

Love, Divorce, and a Failed Meth Lab. Review: Shameless, S2, E7 – “A Bottle of Jean Nate” @SHO_Kareem

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Jasmine (Amy Smart) fails to tell Fiona (Emily Rossum) that Steve (Justin Chatwin) and his wife Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi) will be among the guests at her end-of-summer bash aboard her lover’s yacht. Frank (William H. Macy) is having a really hard time dealing with his mother, and Kev (Steve Howey) can’t handle Ethel’s (Madison Davenport) disappearance. Karen (Laura Wiggins) regrets her decision to marry Jody (Zach McGowan), and Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Ian (Cameron Monaghan) finally work things out. Another terrific episode of Shameless!

Review: The Walking Dead “Triggerfinger” (Lori is Stirring Up Trouble… Shane Better Watch Out)

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“Triggerfinger” brings a lot of insight to the group as a whole. Glenn is down on himself for being so self-absorbed, but is that a bad thing? Darryl is pulling away from the group but Carol is determined to keep him from straying too far. Shane is going off the deep end and trying to take Lori with him.

TV News: Syfy Spring 2012 Programming Lineup Featuring More Original Series

Syfy’s Spring 2012 to feature more original series and original hours of programming than any spring season in channel’s history. Programming lineup include final season of Eureka and series premieres of Monster Man, Dream Machines, and Total Blackout. All new seasons of Ghost Hunters, Hollywood Treasure, and Lost Girl plus return of Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files.

Review: The Vampire Diaries “All My Children” (This Ain’t Your Mama’s Soap Opera)

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“All My Children” is a solid episode. After being left in suspense for quite a few scenes, the ending is what really sets me on edge. The cliffhangers are killer (pun intended) and the writers know just what to do to get keep us clamoring for more.

Which Hollywood Hunk Does Chris Parnell – voice of Cyrill Figgis on @FXNetworks #ArcherFX – Want To Kiss?

Which Hollywood Hunk Does Chris Parnell - voice of Cyrill Figgis on @FXNetworks #ArcherFX - Want To Kiss? 19

Here is the transcript for the conference call, which sadly I could not partake in at the time. Chris Parnell talks Archer but he also entertains a whimiscal question from one caller who asks if he could steal a kiss from any guy in Hollywood, who would it be? Read more to find out who he would like to smooch!

TV News: Syfy’s Ghost Hunters Co-Founder Grant Wilson To Leave The Show….

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As announced on Wed 2/15/12 episode, Grant Wilson, co-lead investigator of Syfy’s hit reality series Ghost Hunters, will be departing the show. His last episode will air Wednesday, May 16 @ 9pm, and he will wrap production at some point next month.

Review: New Girl “Valentine’s Day” (Where Is The Love?)

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I want to see Jess in her element but going above and beyond in the laughs department without choking on a cherry. We know Jess is not like other girls but Deschanel just doesn’t play up her talents the way she should.

Review: #JustifiedFX “Thick As Mud” (The Misadventures of Dewey Crow…to be or not to be…without kidneys?)

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As I suspected, Dewey (Damon Herriman) is lying in a bathtub, sans the ice. Poor thing, it appears both kidneys have been removed by Lance (Clayne Crawford) or “Lawrence Nightingale” as Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) calls him, leaving Dewey up the proverbial Shit’s Creek without a boat or a paddle. But, don’t believe everything you see.

E! News Special: “Whitney Houston – Last Days of a Legend” Airs Wednesday, February 15

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The death of Whitney Houston is an unspeakable tragedy and I have no words to express my sadness over this great loss. No matter what the cause of death is determined to be, one fact remains true—we have lost a very special, talented woman…a legend who will live in our hearts and minds forever. For the more curious among us, E! News is airing a special, hosted by Giuliana Rancic, documenting the events leading up to, and after, Houston’s last day, along with interviews and commentary from peers and friends, tomorrow night at 9:00 pm ET/PT.

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